Foxxxy was born in a dumpster on Madison Avenue with a silver butter knife in her abdomen. She fights for equal dumpster birth rights. She stands like this cuz she can't stand the smell of non-dumpster identified humans.

Sister Shear can cut a beotch! And no we are not just talking about Sister Beotch Puddiin! She can also cut a rug and cut one loose. In fact her greatest trick is crop dusting her way around America.

His first real exposure to the SPI started Exequatur weekend, he attended most of the events and felt the calling to serve as a Guard. April 21st, 2013 he declared his intention to join. June 16th, 2013 he was elevated to Postulant and asked Guard Pho Real to be his Sponsor and Big Brother. October 20th, 2013 he was elevated to Novice. On March 15th, 2014 a miraculous thing happened, he was starting to get ready to manifest and felt light headed. He must have passed out, and when he came to, Nv. Sister Ana Lingus had taken over his body, dressed, and painted herself up and had him (now a she) out spreading Joy and Expiating guilt right alongside Sister Diarrhee. On April 12th, 2014 he held his Novice Project, "Chonies for Charity", and raised $710 for the granting fund. On Easter Sunday, 2014, which also happened to be Founders Day, he was elevated to Fully Professed Member of The Windy City SPI. He continues his journey as a Fully Professed Guard, although sometimes he wakes up and Sr. Ana has taken over once again and got him out tramping around in a dress!

A hill ain’t the only thing she likes to climb on top of.

Yo NAME is C***face, bitch! BLAM!