Sister Dali Do'Mystique (Emeritis)
Sister Dali began her journey in Los Angeles where Sister Erotica Psychotica gave birth to her under the tutelage of the Tinsel Town Sisters She graduated top of her class at the Bene School for “witches ,“ where she was nominated “President of the White Veil Union”, (a title she refutes to this day). When the financial winds grabbed her by her enormous polka dot bat skin veil (giganteus-polkadotus) and plopped her directly between the then struggling SPI Missions of Chicago and Milwaukee where she proceeded to assist, cajole, bribe and blackmail them each of their members, until they succumbed to their true potential and calling.
The Abbey of the Brew City Sisters made her a favorite crazy auntie and “ornerary member.” In Chicago she gave birth to several litters of the Windy City Sisters and Guards (Shear Devotion, Nia Preen, Foxxy Moron, Freshly Popped Cherry Blossom, Effilia Upendown and Bee Otchh Puddin never naming them herself but always declaring, “You are a Sister of Mine, now take it away and bring me another lover!”
Her own name was given to her in college for her creative mind and unique ability take route from point “A” to “B” bypassing stops through “Q” “F” and “X” by bending “L-Space” and getting lost in the woods on Halloween night where she first met her spirit guide, (a black female comedian serving as a bartender on a starship. Her surname, “Do’Mystique’ is a French variation of the word “servant.” (It used to be “Domestic” but she hates cheap beer and refuses to make herself useful and clean your f___ing House!)
She currently does not hold a voting position in any SPI house. Loving all but favoring nun. On special occasions escapes from the Lake County correctional facility for The Insane Gambling Drag Nuns where she is undergoing shock treatments for alcoholism, flagrant masturbation and multiple personality disorders.
Sister DALI’ Do’Mystique
Memaw and General Pain In the Ass (P.I.T.A. for short)
Sister Dali Do'Mystique